avoid colon cancer, follow the global warming diet!

this is no fad diet.

the global warming diet is a great idea.


good reasons:

america, and a good part of the world, is in an obesity epidemic

gasoline consumption, simplistically put, causes environmental and political problems.

and:

6.5 billion gallons of gas would be saved

americans would lose 3 billion pounds overall

what a superb idea!






which reminds me, i would like a more friendly bicycle. my current bike changes gears without permission!

this is what i am thinking of, but perhaps with a basket attached to the handle bars.



or just a friendly schwinn.