another dangerous thing about christmas.

cats start acting messed up with a tree in the house. they are real creeps.

conspiracy theories

my office is bugged.

this one's for amy and mom.

i don't usually dedicate my blog postings, because, with a readership of two, i mainly feel like every post is a dedication to those two people. mom and amy. so this paragraph is inutil.

the purpose of this post is to show the warning signs and symptoms of golden eye disease.

beloved fambily cat, haeva (aka harvey), shows these token signs. she is suffering of the advanced stages of the syndrome.


sepia tone is used for its ability to tone down the sharp golden glare which emanates from the cat's eyes.ok you can't see her eyes here.


there!


poor girl. you can clearly see the symptoms in this one.

i don't want to put the world into a pandemonium, but i could see this getting as bad as the bird flu epidemic.

and, as you might already know, there is a movie coming out called "love in the time of golden eye disease." if you go see it, for the love of mankind make sure you wear some sort of sepia tone protective device, like sepia tone contact lenses or a jordy la forge hairband (sepia toned).

save your loved ones, and mankind (mank+ind) as well.

this is my 100th post.

an ode to father:


inside our house, i am lying on my bed, when i hear a noise:

(loud crashing, bumping noise)

me: dad, are you ok?

father: yeah, i just dropped my pitchfork down the stairs.










and many happy thanksgiving wishes to you and yours.

in my dreams i can fly.

dreams of flying. a few lovely fotografs.

soulja boys and girls

simply wonderful.

the humans are dead.

i am on edge today. not sure why.

sun bear makes you go awww!

avoid colon cancer, follow the global warming diet!

this is no fad diet.

the global warming diet is a great idea.


good reasons:

america, and a good part of the world, is in an obesity epidemic

gasoline consumption, simplistically put, causes environmental and political problems.

and:

6.5 billion gallons of gas would be saved

americans would lose 3 billion pounds overall

what a superb idea!






which reminds me, i would like a more friendly bicycle. my current bike changes gears without permission!

this is what i am thinking of, but perhaps with a basket attached to the handle bars.



or just a friendly schwinn.

diagnose what?

so, ritalin doesn't do much after all. amy, didn't we know this? i mean, i've always had a suspicion.

it may help in the short-term, but it doesn't help in the long-term, and it might stunt growth.

is it really worth it to have a calm kid?

i like the crazy ones!





dad: what is the difference between ADD and ADHD?

amy & andrea: H.

the whitest boy alive - golden cage

cool.

knock-knock joke

i just invented this knock-knock joke:

1. knock-knock.

2. who's there?

1. nobody?

2. nobody who?

1. not me.

my mom and sister thought it was funny, ok?!